Tag: gospel of John

  • Straitjacket Straights

    Straitjacket Straights

     The following excerpt is from my forthcoming book, due out this Christmas… I hope it is a fun read and a blessing to you, today! Let me know what you think!


    One particular effect I was enamored with was the Straitjacket. Having first read about Houdini in Walter Gibson’s Master Magicians I have been fascinated by his life. Some boys have sports heroes since I had a “sports bypass” as a young man—meaning I had no interest in sports—I chose America’s first real superhero.

    The jacket arrived, and I was ecstatic. Better than Christmas morning. The box from Daytona Magic was waiting for me as I arrived home that afternoon.

    But this isn’t the kind of thing I can “practice” by myself.  I can’t even get in it by myself. I’d have to be strapped into it, not unlike a seat on one of those leg-dangling roller coasters.  

    And so I asked, “Dad, can you put this straitjacket on me?”  

    I can imagine the joy of most dads when their teenage son asks to wrapped up, wholly confined and unable to move inside a straitjacket! My pastor-father a rather quiet, non-excitable man wasn’t jumping for joy — but I have no doubt there was a tiny, almost imperceptible smirk on his face.  

    After a basic review of the jacket and the little warning tag on it that said “WARNING: Patient Should Be Checked Frequently.”, Dad began to strap me in. First, the jacket goes on backward. I extended my arms out and slipped into the sleeves. Then up around the shoulders. Now, this is where it gets interesting. My arms, inside the sleeves, hang down to the sides of my body; while my Dad begins to buckle the top horizontal strap, just at the back of the neck. Once he finishes that one, there are three more horizontal straps to go. 

    Then, just above the last horizontal strap, is the vertical buckle. This buckle is where the remaining strap, hanging down in front, will be pulled up between the legs and buckled. Not such a dignified moment for anyone. 

    “Hey, Dad,” I said, wondering how this could turn out funny, “Don’t pull that one too tight, please.”  

    Picture it now: My teenage boy arms, encased in the straitjacket, cross my body in the front. The long strap on the right sleeve is met at the back of the jacket with the buckle from the left sleeve. This is where the jacket becomes exceptionally tight. There are about seven reinforced holes, with grommets — like holes in a belt — to adjust the tightness. My dad got it all the way to the last hole. I was skinny. But it was tight.

    So, there I was, bound in the jacket — in my room — not sure what to do next. It was, after all, my first time to attempt an escape of this magnitude. And not that an average 16-year-old boy would know this, but theory and reality are often entirely different.

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    Just then, my dad says, “I need to run a couple of errands. I’ll be back in a little while.” And just like that, he left! Honestly. He went downstairs, I heard the front door open and close.  Still be able to walk, I went over to my bedroom window, peering out, watching him back out of the driveway. Gulp.  My mom wasn’t home from her high-school English teacher’s job; neither sister lived at home any longer. So, it was just me. In the jacket. Crap.

    “Uh… Well, I guess I better learn to get out.” 

    And so, I began. Wiggling. Jumping. Twisting. Had anyone been there to see the commotion, I must’ve looked crazier than that man that Houdini observed in the Asylum ninety-two years earlier.

    I knew from studying that the key to escaping is slack. But, how was I going to get that strap loose? Thinking. Trying not to panic, I opened the bottom drawer of my dresser with my feet.  I placed the end of the arm strap in the drawer and pushed against with my back.  Using the dresser drawer to help hold it, to create some slack. You’ve got to have slack to be able to maneuver the jacket.  Once I was able to get my arms loose, and in front of me, I use my teeth to unbuckle the arm belt. From there, it’s a tight reach to the vertical buckle and strap that runs between the legs. Unfortunately, you have to pull that one a bit tighter, to get it to loosen. No pain. No gain. Once that strap is unbuckled, it’s back to the top. I reached behind my neck, to unfasten the top horizontal belt, that takes some arm twisting, too.  By the time I am getting the top buckle undone, I am bent over at the waist, thrashing and swinging to use gravity to remove the jacket from my torso. Tired. Hot. Sweaty.  It was the longest thirty minutes of my sixteen-year-old-life.

    The truth is, if my dad had stayed around, I probably would have begged him to let me out.  But, I was left with no real choice.  Using what little knowledge I had about the method — and faced with no other alternative — I strained, pulled, tugged out of that tripled layered canvas contortion device and into glorious freedom. I had escaped.  

    Eventually, after a couple of years of performing the escape, I was able to get out of it in just about 60 seconds, I closed the majority of my shows with the straitjacket escape.  Why? In part, I suppose, because — at least at times — the straitjacket is the perfect metaphor for life. In fact, I’m confident Houdini knew this as he watched that man in the asylum wrangling on the floor screaming trying to free himself from such impossible shackles. The massive crowds that watched as Houdini freed himself, while hanging upside down, knew this too. To see someone struggling against the odds. Something is mesmerizing about the struggle for those who aren’t doing the struggling. And for those who overcome in adversity — for those who come out on the other side — that’s also pretty wonderful to witness.

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    The bondage of life can entangle us pretty quickly. A job that doesn’t meet the bills. A relationship that doesn’t build us up. A career that we hate.

    Sometimes it’s a mess of our own making — because, well, many times we asked for it, not thinking of where our choices would lead or whether or not we could handle the consequences when we got there.

    Jesus spoke about a young man who was tired of living at home, following the rules. He wanted to be free from the bondage of responsibility.  He went to his father and asked for his share of the inheritance early.  Wanting to please his son, the father gave him what he asked. The son took the money and ran.  

    He wasn’t gone long before he discovered how much freedom costs. He took full advantage of his liberty and lived wildly, squandering all the wealth that was given to him. Far from home, destitute and hungry, he got a job feeding the pigs for a farmer. Jesus says the young man was so hungry; he wanted to fill his stomach with the slop the pigs were eating. In this desperate state, the young man realized that he was so bound up in this nasty life, he needed help. “Why am I here? He thought. “I should go back to my father’s house — even the servants there have food and are treated well.”

    Dirty and disheveled, as he approached home, his father saw him coming from a distance. The father ran to him and embraced his son, who asked for forgiveness and if he could return home to be a servant in his father’s house.  But the father was overjoyed that his son was home — he welcomed him back home with clean clothes, a ring, and a pair of new sandals. A huge feast was prepared, and a party ensued because his lost son had come back home.

    When my father returned home, I had freed myself from the jacket.  Had I still been writhing on the floor of my bedroom, trying to get out of that straitjacket, I know my father would have helped me. No doubt. He would’ve marched up the stairs, took one look at his son, flailing about on the floor and helped me to my feet. He would’ve turned me around and began unbuckling, unstrapping and freeing his boy. Why? Because he’s my father. And that’s what kind fathers do for their children.

    You and me and that young man Jesus spoke of — we all have something in common: we are in bondage to sin. Some of us enslaved to sin because we’ve asked for it. It’s how we live. We’ve been tricked to embrace the bondage, the hurt, the anger, the sin because we’ve been fed a lie that no one cares. We’ve been taught by example or through hard experience with others that we don’t matter to anyone.  That’s true deception. 

    The truth is, we all matter to God — you, me, and that young man feeding the pigs.

    Christ said, “I will not leave you orphaned. I’m coming back. In just a little while the world will no longer see me, but you’re going to see me because I am alive and you’re about to come alive. At that moment, you will know absolutely that I’m in my Father, and you’re in me, and I’m in you.

    “The person who knows my commandments and keeps them, that’s who loves me. And the person who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I will love him and make myself plain to him.” (John 13, The Message)

    Sharing His Wonder,

    Scott Humston

  • The First Wonder

    The First Wonder

    The First Wonder

    I am sure I had experienced it before. I just don’t remember. But the wonder moment on this day, I do remember well. I was in the second grade. We had moved in mid-year from Orlando to a little community called Milford, Kansas. My father had joined the Army as a Chaplin — and stationed at Fort Riley, Kansas.

    It was a significant change. Leaving chilly Florida in November and arriving in freezing Kansas was quite the shock. After all, Florida alligators are cool and lizards in the house a pretty normal Florida life occurrence. But, seeing Buffalo on the way to the store? And look at that snow! Piled higher than my head. The icicles were like bomb pops. By Christmas, we were able to move from on post housing to a home that my mom and dad actually owned. Before that, it was from parsonage to parsonage. That home, Route 1 Box 86, on Old Milford Road was an idyllic place for a young boy in 1980. Behind our large yard was a field of smalls hills and ravines. And coyotes. Yes, real coyotes. Hearing them howl at night was eerily beautiful. It was very different from Orlando. I learned to love Kansas.

    And, I loved my little school, Milford Elementary. Situated in the small village of Milford, just outside Junction City and Fort Riley, Milford Elementary was a small-town school in the truest and best sense. It still is. In small-town elementary schools, the classes are small, the kids all know each other, and the teachers know everything.

    I vividly remember that the lunchroom ladies made us finish the food on our lunch trays. Honestly, that’s why I won’t eat green peas to this day. Horrible little things. But I digress.

    Anyhow, the older custodian at the school was quite a delightful, kind man. Dressed in a clean custodial uniform, he was a gentle, grandfatherly soul.

    I distinctly remember sitting at the table — no doubt trying to figure out how to get out of eating something I didn’t want — and Mr. Ron Shady coming over to talk to us. He’d either stand or contort himself onto the bench beside one of us green pea haters. The lunchroom tables were the kind that came out of the wall, with the benches already attached to them. Probably wasn’t a comfy seat for a man of his age, but he didn’t seem to mind.

    One day Mr. Ron came up and put a stack of nickels, maybe four or five on the table. He took a little brass cap — about the size of a plastic water bottle cap — and placed it over the nickels. I don’t remember what, if anything, he said. But when he lifted up the little lid — and I remember this part like it was yesterday — the nickles were gone! And in their place? A small stack of dimes. Real dimes! About four or five, their rough little edges all stacked up together.

    The tension in my seven-year-old, freckled face melted in the moment. My eyes grew wide, astounded by what just happened. There were gasps and oohs and “Whats?” and in some, pure captivated silence.

    Then and there among the peanut butter and jelly crumbs and crumbled milk cartons — it was the first time I can remember being utterly astonished by something. It was my first time experiencing the magic of wonder.

    That is the only trick I remember Mr. Ron doing — although I imagine there were others. A guy like that almost always has more than one trick up his sleeve.

    The school next year Mr. Ron passed away unexpectedly. As a small town, tightknit school family, we all went out front and planted a tree in his memory. Today, that box elder maple tree stands tall, not nearly as vast as the impact Mr. Ron had on generations of kids like me.

    About five years ago I had the opportunity to return to that little school and present my show — in that same cafeteria — to the kids, teachers, and families of Milford Elementary. What an honor it was to go back and share wonder where it first began for me.

    Do you think Mr. Shady knew when he showed a group of second grade boys his little coin trick, that it would change a life forever? Is there any way he could’ve known that one of those boys would overcome many facial and vocal challenges to stand on stage and share wonder with people from all over the world?

    I doubt it. But Mr. Ron entertained us — opened our eyes to the mystery of what, on the surface, seemed a fool’s trick — because he cared for us. I’m sure he loved our seven and eight-year-old reactions, of amazement and delight. Decades down the road, I’m sure this small-town school janitor in Milford, Kansas, had some concept of the captivating power of wonder. The magical, mysterious moments were likely the highlight of his day, maybe even the reason he got out of bed in the morning — to share the joy of astonishment with elementary school kids.

    Which begs the question: If Mr. Ron understood the power of Wonder on children, imagine how much more God understands us? Whatever is happening in the lunchroom or in the classroom of our lives — even in our doubt, shame and sorrow — He is there. In our laughter, He is there. In our love, He is there. We need only have eyes to see the ways He appears and reappears in our lives. And, perhaps best of all, we can love because He first loved us.

    1 John 4:7-12

    Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.

    Sharing His Wonder,

    Scott Humston

     

     


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